Christmas jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn?-aments!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!

English biography

I've studied since I was five years old. I learnt colors, animals and parts of the body.

In the first years of secondary school we learnt the past and present simple. We never sang songs in English because I do this things in primary school. This year we've studied grammar in more detail and we've learnt more complicated vocabulary.

I have spoken to native speakers of English in London. Sometimes, I have been to London or Sweden. I chatted a lot with friends and now I have a British friend called Mark.
I sometimes watch films and listen to music in English. I always listen English music.

christmas songs-Brenda Lee-Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop,
Mistletoe hung where you can see,
Every couple tries to stop,
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie,
And we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
Voices singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly",
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday,
Everyone dancin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way.

Interlude

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
Voices singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly",
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday,
Everyone dancin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way